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I have been using tampons for over 20 years, and I have never...repeat NEVER had one come out looking like it was dipped in red paint. Never.
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Edward Cullen: "Yumm, home-made popsicles"
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As a lesbian, I strongly condemn vampire cunnilingus. Just trust me, don't do it!
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Worst thing ever? You must be a dude! Tampons are the best thing to happen to women since birth control!! You don't want that **** just going all over the place.
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bite, pull, fling ... and an angel gets its redwings
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The fail is, that's so **** stupid. That's it.
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Hardcore tampon .....ON A CHAIN!!!!!!!
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it's a corn dog!
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"I've been working really hard on getting the inspiration for this tattoo"
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Awsome
Im gonna get this same tat
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Vampire tea bag!!
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...What... what does it mean "bite, pull, fling" ? I'm scared.
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I don't bite my tampons...
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Tampons have nasty chemicals that ruin the flavor of the blood, so when performing vampire cunnilingus, it's best to make sure you do it first day of her period. The taste tends to stay even after you take it out if you don't.
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As a straight guy I really, really recommend performing what was called "vempire cunilingus". The blood however should be tasted directly from the source (Just trust me, Do it. It thrills the dark side of the mind) and not from a tampon which is absolutely grose.
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