CHAPTER 1: I lost my mind in a drunk motorcycle wreck. CHAPTRE 2: I got a new tattoo . . .

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  CHAPTER 1: I lost my mind in a drunk motorcycle wreck. CHAPTRE 2: I got a new tattoo . . .

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  What the hell is going on here?

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  Well son! Back before Nam things was a lot different I'll tell you hwat!

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  And that's how I met your mother

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  SLICK BLACK CADILLAC!

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  Next time, let's keep it in "bees and flowers", it's easier to understand. ;-)

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  It looks like he drank too many Starbucks frappucino bottles, and now he's being stalked by a zombie.

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  NO!!! what's happening here is the guy was drinking a ton of beer and crashed his motorcycle and that lady is pulling him of the road to save him, however the tattoo is so poorly drawn it's hard to see that.

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  You, quit now and go un-twist that motorcycle

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  TAAAAAAAKE ONNNNNNNN MEEEEEEEEE! TAKE ON ME!!!

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  well that explains how i was born.

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  i'll tell you what's going on... Johnny obviously had one too many bottles of grandma's cough syrup before racing his motorbike on deadman's curve

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  I never knew Salvadore Dali was a biker.

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  Its from an old suckass jack nicholson movie. easy rider i think.

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  cool story bro.

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  why does that girl have a toad face?

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  man the girl behind him is amy whinehouse??

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  mescaline and peyote was a bad choice

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  Lamest action film ever.

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  "you forgot the part about the magic beer bottles that followed him to the crash scene. UR Douche..." They're not beer bottles, they're rats, eating the crash victim...

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  Amy Winehouse killed a biker?

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  Noone noticed she's carrying baby and there are MICE crawling around...this is a little to dark for me!

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  And that's how I met your mother

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  Quick! Drag him away from the rats before the bike explodes!

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  depressing

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  This tattoo is very cool and unique. Looks like a draw some guy that study at night made at a note book during a boring class... Never saw one like that. I dig it!

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  A 2D chopper and a 1D cock plopper.

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  which way is the bike going? 0.o

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  Best tattoo ever! :D

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  he was trying to explain what happend that night