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  jimminy crotch crickets

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  hahah i'd have sex with that ;)

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  IF YOU DON'T TELL ANYONE HE HAS A WOODEN NOSE , I WON'T TELL ANYONE YOU HAD SPLINTERS IN YOUR UNDERWEAR...

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  Lie to me

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  jimminy crotch crickets

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  I'm a real boy!

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  I probably wouldn't be comfortable giving him a bj...

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  this would be cool if it was real

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  I wonder how a Woody tatoo would look like?

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  sit on my face and i'll lie to you

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  Pinocchio's nose curves slightly to the right

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  would this make a girl a pedo? pinocchio IS only like 6 years old.

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  Pinnochio's wish changed from "being a real boy" to "please take away my sense of smell!".

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  I hope he does not plan on getting laid EVER again! Who wants to get laid with a noise?

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  Pinocchio is going to have a pretty neat eyebrow between his.. eyes

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  EPIC WIN

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  Got wood?

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  I hope Pinocchio shaves regularly

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  Tenkt å få meg tattis! Denne kanskje?

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  This Pinocchio's nose never grows to big, no matter how much he lies.